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Adams-Friendship American Experience
  • History and Literature Units
    • American Issues: Present - 1980
    • The Cold War: 1980-1945
    • Wars of the 20th Century
    • Social and Cultural Change: 1945 - 1890
    • Reconstruction: 1898 - 1865
    • Slavery >
      • Uncle Tom's Cabin
      • Stowe's Homes
      • Uncle Tom: Compliment or Insult?
    • Ante-Bellum America (Pre-Civil War) >
      • The Scarlet Letter
    • The American Revolution
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      • MLA Formatting and Structures
      • Sentence Fluency
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      • Active and Passive Voice
      • Speed and Automaticity
      • Rhetoric
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    • 7 Themes of History
    • Final Exam
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Quotes by Classmates

2013-14

Palmer:  Don't plan a summer vacation in Syria!

2012-13

Tyler:  (Holding his copy of The Color Purple)  So when does Oprah pee in a  hole?
Ms. Ringelspaugh:  I don't know.  I have not watched the movie.
Kailee:  When I pee outside, I don't pee like a girl, I pee like a guy.

(Ms. Ringelspaugh leans down to conference with Wollin)
Jakeb:  You know what you should do to get your personal space back?  You should just lick her in the face.

Hannah:  (After reading her UWSP teacher's response to her post)  That's right, I WILL keep up the good work!

Mr. Palmer:  There's no I in Team.
Chelsea:  Yes, there is.  It's in the A hole.
Class:  *Laughs*
Chelsea:  That's not what I meant!

(Looking at Grammar Notes on the Screen, grammar notes written by Ms. Ringelspaugh)
Mike:  Does that say "To linger" or "To finger"?

(Macey asks Palmer to throw away an M&M that fell on the floor)
Taylor:  (shouting across the room in the middle of a quiz)  Macey!  You know I eat those off the floor!

(While looking at copies of The Jungle and The Grapes of Wrath)
Tyler:  Theses books smell . . .
Ricky:   Like depression.

Emily:  I smell goldfish
Evelyn:  I have the attention span of a goldfish
Emily:  I'm pretty sure I'm not smelling your attention span.

Tyler: Ms. Ringelspaugh, the colors of your outfit are remind me of something but I can't figure out what . . . Wait, I got it! It's Barney.
Ms. Ringelspaugh: ???? (Stare in disbelief)
Tyler:: What? That's not a bad thing. Barney was an important influence in my childhood. I loved Barney.
Ms. Ringelspaugh: Did you just compare me to Barney?
Tyler: Well, actually, you look a lot better than Barney. You look like Barney's high class wife.

Chelsea: Ms. Ringelspaugh, Jacob just put my pen in his pants.


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