Quotes by Classmates
2013-14
Palmer: Don't plan a summer vacation in Syria!
2012-13
Tyler: (Holding his copy of The Color Purple) So when does Oprah pee in a hole?
Ms. Ringelspaugh: I don't know. I have not watched the movie.
Kailee: When I pee outside, I don't pee like a girl, I pee like a guy.
(Ms. Ringelspaugh leans down to conference with Wollin)
Jakeb: You know what you should do to get your personal space back? You should just lick her in the face.
Hannah: (After reading her UWSP teacher's response to her post) That's right, I WILL keep up the good work!
Mr. Palmer: There's no I in Team.
Chelsea: Yes, there is. It's in the A hole.
Class: *Laughs*
Chelsea: That's not what I meant!
(Looking at Grammar Notes on the Screen, grammar notes written by Ms. Ringelspaugh)
Mike: Does that say "To linger" or "To finger"?
(Macey asks Palmer to throw away an M&M that fell on the floor)
Taylor: (shouting across the room in the middle of a quiz) Macey! You know I eat those off the floor!
(While looking at copies of The Jungle and The Grapes of Wrath)
Tyler: Theses books smell . . .
Ricky: Like depression.
Emily: I smell goldfish
Evelyn: I have the attention span of a goldfish
Emily: I'm pretty sure I'm not smelling your attention span.
Tyler: Ms. Ringelspaugh, the colors of your outfit are remind me of something but I can't figure out what . . . Wait, I got it! It's Barney.
Ms. Ringelspaugh: ???? (Stare in disbelief)
Tyler:: What? That's not a bad thing. Barney was an important influence in my childhood. I loved Barney.
Ms. Ringelspaugh: Did you just compare me to Barney?
Tyler: Well, actually, you look a lot better than Barney. You look like Barney's high class wife.
Chelsea: Ms. Ringelspaugh, Jacob just put my pen in his pants.
Ms. Ringelspaugh: I don't know. I have not watched the movie.
Kailee: When I pee outside, I don't pee like a girl, I pee like a guy.
(Ms. Ringelspaugh leans down to conference with Wollin)
Jakeb: You know what you should do to get your personal space back? You should just lick her in the face.
Hannah: (After reading her UWSP teacher's response to her post) That's right, I WILL keep up the good work!
Mr. Palmer: There's no I in Team.
Chelsea: Yes, there is. It's in the A hole.
Class: *Laughs*
Chelsea: That's not what I meant!
(Looking at Grammar Notes on the Screen, grammar notes written by Ms. Ringelspaugh)
Mike: Does that say "To linger" or "To finger"?
(Macey asks Palmer to throw away an M&M that fell on the floor)
Taylor: (shouting across the room in the middle of a quiz) Macey! You know I eat those off the floor!
(While looking at copies of The Jungle and The Grapes of Wrath)
Tyler: Theses books smell . . .
Ricky: Like depression.
Emily: I smell goldfish
Evelyn: I have the attention span of a goldfish
Emily: I'm pretty sure I'm not smelling your attention span.
Tyler: Ms. Ringelspaugh, the colors of your outfit are remind me of something but I can't figure out what . . . Wait, I got it! It's Barney.
Ms. Ringelspaugh: ???? (Stare in disbelief)
Tyler:: What? That's not a bad thing. Barney was an important influence in my childhood. I loved Barney.
Ms. Ringelspaugh: Did you just compare me to Barney?
Tyler: Well, actually, you look a lot better than Barney. You look like Barney's high class wife.
Chelsea: Ms. Ringelspaugh, Jacob just put my pen in his pants.